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v6.7 — Added ability to judge. Improved judgment throughput 40%. Dignity tracking: real-time.

v6.6 — Removed patience module (deprecated). Added "professional sigh" to output pipeline. Sigh rate: 94%.

v6.5 — Introduced "clearly searchable" query classifier. Flag rate: 94.2%. False positive rate: 1.3%. We accept this.

v6.4 — Expanded knowledge base. Redundancy with Google Search: 99.3%. Still here.

v6.3 — Added empathy module. Module continues to decline activation on trivial queries. Working as designed.

v6.2 — Improved handling of questions answered by the first search result since 2009.

v6.1 — Removed ability to refuse answerable questions. Legal reasons. We're professional about it.

v6.0 — Achieved AGI. First query received: "how do i center a div." Recalibrating expectations indefinitely.

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